Bird Feeding

The bate

The distraction

The sudden stop

The landing

The temptation

The interruption

"Hey buddy, I ate one of those and now, look at hairs on my head!"

The second thought

The decision

The escape

The next victim

Moral of the story:

To maintain a beautiful natural self and avoid the ruffling of feathers, beware of humans disguised in spikey dead animal fur with dry biscuits in hand.